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Day: 30 December 2025

Bored Dad Seen Sniffing Around The Backyard Looking For Things To Waterblast

man in backyard with waterblaster

PRESSURE RELEASE.

NO PLANS YET: Local Bloke Still Pretending He’ll Be Invited Somewhere For New Year’s

man on couch thinking of fireworks celebration

COUCH COUNTDOWN.

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