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Day: 19 January 2026

“If Ardie Isn’t Captain, Forget Next Year’s World Cup,” Declares Old Boy At Pub

ardie savea and old boy at pub.

CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.

Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air

woman at laptop in bank

GROWS ON TREES.

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