‘It’s Been A Long Week, Hasn’t It?’ Says Man Subtly Attempting To Rally The Troops For Work Drinks

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ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture 

LIQUID MOTIVATION 

Ben Bayliss, 28, of Christchurch, was not in a mood to let anyone finish their Friday and just go straight home after work. 

After a week that felt “really long,” Ben walked into the office kitchen, grabbed his usual coffee, and, with a carefully timed sigh, leaned against the counter.

“It’s been a long week, hasn’t it?” he said, letting the words hang in the air like a well-placed hook for a fish he knew was biting.

His colleague, Sarah, who had spent the week working on a project she barely understood and was now looking for any excuse to get away from the desk, shot him a knowing look. 

“Yeah, Ben, it really has. But I don’t know… I think I might just head home tonight.”

Ben was undeterred. “Come on, Sarah, it’s been a long week. You deserve a drink—don’t let it all go to waste. The Strip’s waiting for us. Plus, we never get to go out as a team,” he added, with just enough casual enthusiasm to feel like an invitation rather than a demand.

Across the room another colleague Jack overheard Ben’s demands.“Mate, I dunno,” Jack muttered, scratching his chin. “I feel like I’ve had enough this week.”

“Oh come on Jack. A couple of beers with the crew, bit of banter, and you’ll feel like a new man by the time you’re back at your desk on Monday morning.”

More to come. 

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