TMO Will Miss Tomorrow’s Test After Getting Stuck Reviewing All Blacks Try From 1905
DECISION PENDING.
Golriz Relieved To Exit Restaurant Without Being Asked To Empty Handbag
GRACEFUL EJECTION.
Wellingtonian’s Social Credit Score Through The Roof After Debuting New Book Purchase On Train
A DIFFERENT KIND OF POWER.
New Zealand Determined To Start Incredibly Average Version Of Jurassic Park
MOA MADNESS.
Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”
‘BACK IN AUCKLAND’
TMO Now Taking Another Look At Forward Pass From World Cup Quarterfinal in 2007
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
All Blacks Shocked By Loss After TMO Rules Out All Remaining Tries Overnight
TRY AGAIN.
Media Reveal “Prominent New Zealander” Is Male, Finally Ruling Out Suzy Cato
NOT HER TIME.
Wellington Eco-Activist Enters Spiral Of Self-Doubt After Accidentally Using Plastic Straw
SAVIOUR TO SINNER
Beauden Barrett Warms Into Test Season By Practising Non-Committal Smile When Asked About Playing 10 Or 15
“JUST WHEREVER THE TEAM NEEDS ME”
