Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”
‘BACK IN AUCKLAND’
TMO Now Taking Another Look At Forward Pass From World Cup Quarterfinal in 2007
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
All Blacks Shocked By Loss After TMO Rules Out All Remaining Tries Overnight
TRY AGAIN.
Media Reveal “Prominent New Zealander” Is Male, Finally Ruling Out Suzy Cato
NOT HER TIME.
Wellington Eco-Activist Enters Spiral Of Self-Doubt After Accidentally Using Plastic Straw
SAVIOUR TO SINNER
Beauden Barrett Warms Into Test Season By Practising Non-Committal Smile When Asked About Playing 10 Or 15
“JUST WHEREVER THE TEAM NEEDS ME”
Local Bloke In The Group Chat Definitely Reckons He Knows Who The Prominent New Zealander Is
CONFIDENT GUESSWORK
NOBODY HOME: Leigh Hart’s One Chip For Every Kiwi Hits Snag at Johnsonville Mall
DEAD END
“The Streets Don’t Forget Nehe Milner-Skudder,” Says Bloke Watching His Sidestepping Highlights
SKUDDER STEP
“Middle Of The North Island” Easier Than Explaining Where The Hell Te Kūiti Is
TINY TOWN TROUBLES.
