Local Man Consciously Shifts Focus From Depressing World News To The Rugby

man pushing thoughts of ukraine war aside to think about All Blacks instead

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Sport THINK LOCAL With the passing of Queen Elizabeth and World War III just around the corner, Palmerston North man Jordie Carson has intelligently chosen to re-focus on issues closer to home.  Carson is pushing the confusing state of the Ukraine conflict to the side for now, so that he can instead […]

One-Eyed Cantab Holds Onto Hope That All Blacks Selectors Will Recall Matt Todd

one eyed cantab with Matt Todd in background

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport SHOULD’VE PLAYED MORE TESTS  Canterbury’s Craig Chamberlain is one hard man to please. “Oh bloody hell, bring in Matt Todd will ya?!” Chamberlain bemoaned as he gazed over the All Blacks team to play the Wallabies this week.  The 56 year-old from the Christchurch suburb of Shirley was again clearly frustrated […]

Teammate Who Still Owes Subs Happily Flushes A Hundy Down The Pokies

man at pokies

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  ‘YEAH I’LL DO IT NEXT WEEK’ On paper Liam McMillan appears to be a man of his word. “Yeah I’ll do it next week, no dramas.” McMillan again replied in his football team’s Facebook chat for North Wellington AFC. The problem is, McMillan has said almost the same identical message for […]