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Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”

Man in Auckland.

‘BACK IN AUCKLAND’

TMO Now Taking Another Look At Forward Pass From World Cup Quarterfinal in 2007

Wayne Barnes and 2007 all blacks

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

All Blacks Shocked By Loss After TMO Rules Out All Remaining Tries Overnight

Confused Beauden Barrett looks at losing score and will jordan scoring

TRY AGAIN.

Media Reveal “Prominent New Zealander” Is Male, Finally Ruling Out Suzy Cato

Suzy Cato with news snippets.

NOT HER TIME.

Wellington Eco-Activist Enters Spiral Of Self-Doubt After Accidentally Using Plastic Straw

woman with smoothie

SAVIOUR TO SINNER

Beauden Barrett Warms Into Test Season By Practising Non-Committal Smile When Asked About Playing 10 Or 15

Beauden Barrett fronting media.

“JUST WHEREVER THE TEAM NEEDS ME”

Local Bloke In The Group Chat Definitely Reckons He Knows Who The Prominent New Zealander Is

man confidently smirking at phone on couch.

CONFIDENT GUESSWORK

NOBODY HOME: Leigh Hart’s One Chip For Every Kiwi Hits Snag at Johnsonville Mall

Leigh Hart outside Johnsonville Mall with his snackachangi chips

DEAD END

“The Streets Don’t Forget Nehe Milner-Skudder,” Says Bloke Watching His Sidestepping Highlights

man thinking fondly of nehe milner skudder sidestepping.

SKUDDER STEP

“Middle Of The North Island” Easier Than Explaining Where The Hell Te Kūiti Is

man giving thumbs up in front of map

TINY TOWN TROUBLES.

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