Chiefs Fan Cheers Up By Reminding Himself He’s Not In Iran
CRUSADE ON.
Local Man Colonises Matariki Into Yet Another Long Weekend Of Piss Drinking
GROSSLY PROBLEMATIC.
Bloke Still Bringing Up High School Sporting Career At Every Party Like It’s Relevant
FADED FAME.
TAB Scraps Crusaders Win Option For Home Playoff Final, Cites “Pre-Determined Result”
FOREGONE CONCLUSION.
Kiwi Bloke Reckons He “Bleeds Maroon” Despite Never Setting Foot in Queensland
KIWISLANDER.
Uni Student Getting Straight A’s Despite Sub-Optimal Diet Of Mostly Two Minute Noodles
NOODLE KNOWLEDGE.
Crusaders Fans Gutted About Extra Game Before Trophy Lift
CROWN THE KINGS NOW
Bloke Insists Paintball Was ‘Just a Bit of Fun’ Despite Being Covered In Painful Welts
BRUISED EGO.
Smug Millennial Asks Office Jocks If They’re Looking Forward To The Big Sportsball Game Tonight
SUBTLE TROLLING.
Crusaders Fan In Fear Of Blues Upset And Inevitable Rieko Instagram Post
RIEKO’S RIDDLE.
