“Hardest Decision Of My Life” – Red Bull Driver On Having To Give Up Quidditch
PODIUM SEEKER.
Liam Lawson, who is set to replace Sergio Pérez at Red Bull Racing for the 2025 Formula 1 season, has revealed the most difficult decision of his early career: leaving his prestigious position as seeker for the Slytherin quidditch team to pursue a full-time seat in Formula 1.
Bloke Loosely Points To “The Silly Season” To Justify Fourth Night At The Pub This Week
WHEELS COMING OFF.
Christchurch man Jordan Evans, 31, has fully embraced the chaos of December by clocking up an impressive streak of pub visits.
Despite Media Spotlight Interislander Ferry Still A Horrible Way To Travel
SLOW MOTION PRISON.
With all the coverage of the ferries recently, much of it too complicated or boring to care about, it is easy to forget just how shit the Interislander experience is.
Man Working From Home During Last Week Of Work Definitely Not Just Watching Cricket
ALL WORK NO PLAY.
Business analyst Jack Steele has a unique challenge this week – making it look like his focus is on the shared Word document he has open on his laptop instead of what is happening in the Blackcaps vs England test match in Hamilton.
Local Man Gets Strong Engagement After Expressing Opinion About Whether Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie Or Not
HOT TOPIC!
Wellington man Ben Mathison, 35, struck a chord this morning when he became passionately involved in the yearly debate over whether the action movie Die Hard is also a Christmas film or not.
GREYHOUND RACING BAN: Bloke Forced To Start Blowing His Chump Change On Random NBA Multis
LEAPING INTO ACTION.
The Government’s bombshell decision to ban greyhound racing in New Zealand has left many Kiwis grappling with the fallout, none more so than 29-year-old Corey O’Connor from Christchurch.
Woman’s Patience Wearing Thin After Boyfriend Puts Dirty Plate In Dishwasher With The Clean Dishes
“JAKE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL THIS?”
Danielle Timmins’ blood was boiling this evening.
After a hectic day at the pre-school she worked at, the 29 year old came home early to make dinner for herself and her current boyfriend of two years, Jake Coombes.
A-League Bosses Calmly Explain To Referees That What Auckland FC Are Doing Is Unacceptable
BAD FOR THE GAME.
The referees that officiate A-League football matches were hauled into an impromptu meeting this morning, after the newly-established New Zealand club, Auckland FC won their sixth match of the season – which is all of their matches.
Wellingtonian Shares His Spotify Wrapped Which Is Filled With Artists You’ve Never Heard Of
MAKING A POINT.
Alex Devlin, 27 from Wellington, took to social media today to proudly share his Spotify Wrapped results, which showcased a meticulously curated lineup of artists no one else seems to know.
TVNZ Certain That Cutting Popular Presenters Will Make People Want To Watch TV Again
ROAD TO RUIN.
The brains trust at TVNZ have once again made the opposite of a good decision.
