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Kiwi Bloke’s “Big OE” To Include Same Mates From Home But In Different Time Zone

Kiwi in london

MINIMAL SHIFT.

Public Holiday Still Getting Misgendered In 2025 As “Queen’s Birthday”

king and queen with june calendar

DO BETTER.

Highlanders Fan Proudly Wears Jersey Despite Another Humiliating Season

proud highlanders fan in front of losing team.

SOUTHERN STUBBORNNESS.

Public Service Braces For Spike In Sick Days As Seymour’s Deputy Prime Ministership Edges Closer

two public servants thinking about massive seymour head

SEE MORE LEAVE.

New Zealand Bloke Destined To Watch Build Up To State Of Origin And Then Pass Out Before Halftime

man sleeping with state of origin happening behind him.

COUCH COMA.

NICOLA WILLIS DRESSGATE: Seymour Annoyed No One’s Asked About His New Suit From Hallensteins

seymour and nicola willis

RADIO SILENCE.

Despite Loss, Warriors Fan Still Researching Options For An “Our Year” Tattoo

man at tattoo parlour thinking about our year tattoo

PERMANENT BELIEF.

BUDGET 2025: $0 Allocated To Promote Hamilton As Tourist Destination

Nicola Willis in front of Hamilton

WAIKATO WIPEOUT

REPORT: Nobody Would Last Running It Straight Against Bulldogs-Era Sonny Bill Williams

sonny bill hitting someone with run it straight in background.

LIGHTS OUT.

Public Servant Uses The Phrase “Living The Dream” As Shield Against Deep Feeling Of Dissatisfaction

two male public servants yarning.

ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.

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