Massive Own Goal As Man Picks Up Burger And Chips On Way Home From Gym
ALL FOR NOTHING.
Local gym bro Kayden Walker, 23, had egg on his face today, and that’s not including the egg that slid out of the side of his burger.
Crusaders Coach Reveals New Plan To Call Thomas Mead A C*** Before Every Game
WINNING FORMULA.
Crusaders coach Rob Penney has announced his intention to verbally assault 1News journalist Thomas Mead before every Crusaders game, as part of the team’s preparation.
LinkedIn Bloke’s New “Open To Work” Banner Definitely Doesn’t Stink Of Desperation
OPEN AND TRANSPARENT.
IT architect and prolific LinkedIn bloke, Sergio Mendez is pleased he took the plunge and slapped a big green “Open to work” banner on his profile pic.
Reporter Misses Memo About Only Asking Crusaders Coach Nice Questions
GOING OFF SCRIPT.
1News reporter Thomas Mead wasn’t meaning to catch Crusaders coach Rob Penney off guard yesterday.
CRUSHING IT: Public Service Superstar Collects Enough Manager Signoffs To Actually Start On Some Work
DESTINED FOR GREATNESS.
Annabelle Robinson, a rising star at the Ministry of Business Innovation and Employment (MBIE), has absolutely smashed it at work this week.
“Never Lost Faith” Says Bloke Who Definitely Doubted The Warriors Last Week
WAHS 4 LYFE!
Jayden Higgins, a self-proclaimed lifelong fan of the New Zealand Warriors, has firmly declared he “never lost faith” in his team following their shock upset against the three-time defending champions, the Penrith Panthers, at Suncorp Stadium yesterday.
One Eyed Cantab Disappears From Society After Tenth Crusaders Loss
SOLACE IN THE SANDS.
Diehard Crusaders fan Craig Chamberlain is unable to face a world where the Crusaders are no longer the unstoppable force they once were.
Local Bloke Lets Slip A “Nek Minnit” Like It’s 2011
BLAST FROM THE PAST.
Jay Holland, 33, caused a stir in his office yesterday when he accidentally dropped a “Nek Minnit” during casual conversation.
Local Man Doing Weekly Shop At Pak n Save Naturally Forgets The Council Rubbish Bags
CHECKOUT AUTOPILOT.
New dad Nathan Davidson has been feeling good about taking on the weekly grocery shopping duties, now that wife Shannon has her hands full with two month old Isaac.
Local Man Doesn’t See The Aurora
WAS GOING TO.
Jay Briggs, 35, was keen to see the spectacular aurora phenomenon that graced the night sky last night.
