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Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff

man in dirty kitchen

BENCH BATTLE.

Luxon’s Video To Taylor Swift Sends New Zealand’s Cringe Level To Dangerous New High

Luxon video screenshot of him congratulating taylor swift.

PAINFUL STUFF.

Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking

man holding bluey toothpaste in the bathroom

SECRET SHAME.

TVNZ Snaps Up Sporting Rights In Last Ditch Effort To Get People To Watch Them

Chris Wood playing football with headline about tvnz world cup rights.

RATINGS RESCUE.

All Blacks Fan Misses The Days When Only A Couple Of Teams Could Realistically Beat Them

man remembering the old days of all blacks, with the current all blacks losing to argentina in the background.

HARSH REALITY.

WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie

man looking in mirror with black hoodie.

KIWI CLASSIC.

Wellington Man Launches Personality Refresh Based Solely Around Eating Burgers

man eating burger

IDENTITY ON A PLATE.

RIGHTING WRONGS: Bloke Protests Historical NZ Rugby Crime Of Dropping Christian Cullen

Man protesting about Christian Cullen outside the beehive.

FAN FURY.

Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money

tired couple at bali resort.

NEVER TAKE ME BACK.

Support Growing For Proposed Total Ban On Politicians Dancing In Public

Luxon and Hipkins dancing on stage humiliatingly.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

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