Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff

BENCH BATTLE.
Luxon’s Video To Taylor Swift Sends New Zealand’s Cringe Level To Dangerous New High

PAINFUL STUFF.
Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking

SECRET SHAME.
TVNZ Snaps Up Sporting Rights In Last Ditch Effort To Get People To Watch Them

RATINGS RESCUE.
All Blacks Fan Misses The Days When Only A Couple Of Teams Could Realistically Beat Them

HARSH REALITY.
WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie

KIWI CLASSIC.
Wellington Man Launches Personality Refresh Based Solely Around Eating Burgers

IDENTITY ON A PLATE.
RIGHTING WRONGS: Bloke Protests Historical NZ Rugby Crime Of Dropping Christian Cullen

FAN FURY.
Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money

NEVER TAKE ME BACK.
Support Growing For Proposed Total Ban On Politicians Dancing In Public

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.