Female Viewership Of Third All Blacks Test Set To Explode With Inclusion Of Ruben Love
DREAM BOAT.
Rangi Ruru Girls Student Breezily Stops By School Lost Property Box To Find Missing Louis Vuitton Bag
NO BAG NO WORRIES.
Will Jordan Wishes He Could Be Cloned To Play Fullback And Wing, Just To Keep Everyone Happy
DOUBLE TROUBLE.
MORE THAN THE MOA: Peter Jackson Now Wants To Genetically Engineer Smaug The Dragon
NEEDS MORE DRAGONS.
TMO Will Miss Tomorrow’s Test After Getting Stuck Reviewing All Blacks Try From 1905
DECISION PENDING.
Golriz Relieved To Exit Restaurant Without Being Asked To Empty Handbag
GRACEFUL EJECTION.
Wellingtonian’s Social Credit Score Through The Roof After Debuting New Book Purchase On Train
A DIFFERENT KIND OF POWER.
New Zealand Determined To Start Incredibly Average Version Of Jurassic Park
MOA MADNESS.
Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”
‘BACK IN AUCKLAND’
TMO Now Taking Another Look At Forward Pass From World Cup Quarterfinal in 2007
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
