Kiwi Woman Battling Cost Of Living Crisis Only Half Joking About Selling Feet Pics Online

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23 year old retail worker Hayley Jordan was caught googling the term “FeetFinder” today, after talking to a friend about ways to earn extra money during the cost of living crisis. 

“I just wanted to see what the fuss was about, obviously I’m not going to do it,” she said unconvincingly while simultaneously giggling. 

This was only days after the Hamiltonian made an off-colour joke about the cost of her grocery bill. Her exact words were “if prices go any higher I might have to sell pictures of my feet to weirdos on the internet”.

Ms Jordan says the comments were definitely a joke and that we wouldn’t need to look into it any further. “No I wouldn’t do that, it’s too weird. As if I would send feet pictures to creepy guys online,” she said while still inspecting reviews of 

“Seriously, I just want to see what all the fuss is about.”

Jordan cut the interview short after further inspection of the review sites, saying she was just “nipping out to the pharmacy”. Her flatmate later revealed that she returned home with a new bottle of red nail polish.

More to come. 

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