Kiwi Woman Battling Cost Of Living Crisis Only Half Joking About Selling Feet Pics Online

woman sitting barefoot and cross legged on couch


23 year old retail worker Hayley Jordan was caught googling the term “FeetFinder” today, after talking to a friend about ways to earn extra money during the cost of living crisis. 

“I just wanted to see what the fuss was about, obviously I’m not going to do it,” she said unconvincingly while simultaneously giggling. 

This was only days after the Hamiltonian made an off-colour joke about the cost of her grocery bill. Her exact words were “if prices go any higher I might have to sell pictures of my feet to weirdos on the internet”.