ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport
SPEED RUCKING
The All Blacks have today announced Dave Rennie as the new Head Coach through to the 2027 Rugby World Cup, replacing Scott Robertson who was sacked in January.
Today’s announcement however has left TV personality and former aspiring coach Leigh Hart questioning the selection process.
“I was ready to reinvent the ruck. But instead of going with someone innovative with a keen eye for strategy, like myself, they’ve gone with someone with more practical application, who’s actually coached a rugby team before,” said Hart, while rapidly cooking dinner for his children.
“This has been a disappointing day.”
Hart, who has long dreamed of leading the All Blacks, insists his approach would have brought “fresh energy, innovative thinking, and possibly a few pints to team strategy sessions.” Despite this, he remains philosophical.
“Coaching is about vision. I have vision. They have… well… Dave Rennie now,” he quipped.
“Apparently my backyard defensive bomb strategy doesn’t count as professional experience. Who knew? They don’t tell you these things when you apply,” Hart said, referencing how he can apply the defensive bomb to 17 unique scenarios.
“They gave the job to someone who knows what they’re doing. I thought NZR wanted bold ideas. Turns out they just want someone who has experience in coaching.”
“Maybe one day they’ll realise the genius of the defensive bomb,” Hart concluded.
More to come.
