Razor May Be Replaced by Raygun if All Blacks Don’t Win Rugby Championship

scott razor robertson looking sheepish as all blacks lose and Raygun looks ahead

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport

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Scott “Razor” Robertson might soon be ousted from his throne if performances don’t improve. His potential replacement? None other than Rachael “Raygun” Gunn, the most talked about breakdancer in the world.

Razor Robertson, known for his electric personality and post celebration back-spins, is reportedly feeling the pressure after dropping their opening match to Argentina. If the All Blacks fail to bring home the trophy, Razor might have to hang up his dancing shoes—forever.

“Raygun” has gone viral across the globe the past week after her uncanny breakdancing performances saw her gain zero points at the Olympic Games.

With the All Blacks having a tough schedule for the remainder of the Rugby Championship, there’s real pressure Robertson’s breakdancing skills could be forgotten about altogether.

Raygun gave a rare interview quote to our reporters.

“I didn’t score any points at the Olympics, sure, but I think I could bring something fresh to rugby—like a combination of breakdancing and lineouts. Maybe even a cringey Haka mashup with some windmills? I’m just spitballing here.”

More to come. 

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