“If Ardie Isn’t Captain, Forget Next Year’s World Cup,” Declares Old Boy At Pub

CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.
ONE EYED CANTAB: “Razor Would Never Have Been Sacked If He’d Picked The Entire Crusaders Team”

HARD FACTS.
RETALIATION: Razor’s Old Dance Crew Challenges New Zealand Rugby To Battle

THE LAST DANCE.
All Blacks Can’t Even Completely Blame The Score On England’s Lame Boring Drop Goals

NARRATIVE RUINED.
All Blacks Travelling To Chicago Hoping They Don’t Expand Global Confusion About Rugby

GRIDIRON GUESSWORK.
Old Boy At The Pub Adds Cam Roigard To His Good Books But Not Razor

HERE WE GO.
Wallabies Fan Searching For VCR Hoping To Watch Australia’s Last Bledisloe Win

MEMORY LANE.
Wallabies Certain This Year Is Different, Despite 23 Years Of It Not Being Different

MATE YA DREAMING
All Blacks Coaching Staff On High Alert For Any Laughing Or Smiling At Training This Week

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.
All Blacks Get Their Match Fees Docked For Not Turning Up For Second Half

SALARY SIN-BIN