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“If Ardie Isn’t Captain, Forget Next Year’s World Cup,” Declares Old Boy At Pub

ardie savea and old boy at pub.

CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.

ONE EYED CANTAB: “Razor Would Never Have Been Sacked If He’d Picked The Entire Crusaders Team”

one eyed cantab, winning crusaders and scott robertson

HARD FACTS.

RETALIATION: Razor’s Old Dance Crew Challenges New Zealand Rugby To Battle

scott robertson as part of a christchurch bboy crew

THE LAST DANCE.

All Blacks Can’t Even Completely Blame The Score On England’s Lame Boring Drop Goals

NARRATIVE RUINED.

All Blacks Travelling To Chicago Hoping They Don’t Expand Global Confusion About Rugby

American man looking confused about the all blacks.

GRIDIRON GUESSWORK.

Old Boy At The Pub Adds Cam Roigard To His Good Books But Not Razor

man drinking and thinking about roigard and razor

HERE WE GO.

Wallabies Fan Searching For VCR Hoping To Watch Australia’s Last Bledisloe Win

aussie fan with VHS tape looking for VCR

MEMORY LANE.

Wallabies Certain This Year Is Different, Despite 23 Years Of It Not Being Different

Wallabies celebrating despite All Blacks winning record

MATE YA DREAMING

All Blacks Coaching Staff On High Alert For Any Laughing Or Smiling At Training This Week

razor angrily thinking about loss.

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.

All Blacks Get Their Match Fees Docked For Not Turning Up For Second Half

dejected all blacks

SALARY SIN-BIN

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