Slogan To Attract Australian Tourists Changed To “Everyone Must Go Except For You David Warner”

NOT ALL AUSSIES.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has made a last minute change to the country’s latest advertising campaign to attract more Australian holiday makers to our shores.
Ambitious Young New Zealander Shocks Nation By Not Moving To Australia

WHAT?!
Palmerston North local, Hayden Cutts has revealed that he holds the shocking belief that he can be financially successful in New Zealand instead of Australia.
WTF?: Australia Complains About 91 Unleaded at $2.21 Per Litre

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | National HEY SORRY TO HEAR THAT! New Zealanders have wholeheartedly offered their condolences to Australians who are all of a sudden suffering pain at the petrol pump, with prices going up to a whopping $2.21 for Unleaded 91. This is noting of course that the kiwi dollar has been worth around ninety-something […]