Craft Beer Guy Brings Own Glassware To Bar To Optimise Experience
GLASS HALF FULL.
NO PLANS YET: Local Bloke Still Pretending He’ll Be Invited Somewhere For New Year’s
COUCH COUNTDOWN.
Old Boy At The Pub Says He’d Have Tom Phillips In Handcuffs By Smoko Tomorrow
CASE CLOSED.
Bloke Still Bringing Up High School Sporting Career At Every Party Like It’s Relevant
FADED FAME.