Unwritten Staff Wellbeing Policy Revealed To Be Necking Piss After Work

CULTURE IS KING.
Still No Targeted Support For Kiwis Struggling With The Rising Cost Of Beers

BREAD AND BUTTER ISSUES.
Dunedin Students Instinctively Celebrate Alcohol Law Change With ‘Liquid Lunch’

HOLY HYDRATION.
WIRED AWAKE: Health Guru Who Preaches 8 Hours Sleep Each Night Now On Fourth Line At Electric Ave

SWEET DREAMS.
Bloke Refers To Mount Maunganui As “The Mount” Despite Living In Gore

COASTAL CLAIM.
Palmerston North Man Confirms That “Actually Palmy Is Pretty Central To Everything”

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Local Millenial’s Quiz Team Tops the Table After Actually Knowing The Songs From The Music Round

HASHTAG WINNING.
Old Boy At Pub Watching Super Bowl Says Players Are “Too Bloody Soft With Their Pads And Helmets”

COTTON-WOOLED CRYBABIES.
Old Boy At Pub Says All Blacks Should Stop Being Drama Queens And Practice Their Tackling

PUB FURY.
Old Boy At Pub Says Razor Was Sacked Because Players “Are All Too Bloody Soft These Days”

PUB WISDOM.