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Man Says Rift In Space And Time Caused Friday Beers To Take Longer To Get Here This Week

man with beer explaining time space

TIME WARP.

Craft Beer Guy Tweets The Flavours He’s Detecting After Being Ignored In Real Life

man with beer tweeting on phone at pub

HAZY BOY HURT.

Local Man Uses Craft Beer Tee Shirt As Foundation For Personality

man at bbq wearing behemoth brewing tee shirt

SOLID STARTING POINT.

$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms

man with beer at churly's thinking about rugby clubrooms

CRAFT BEER COUP

Bloke Insists Paintball Was ‘Just a Bit of Fun’ Despite Being Covered In Painful Welts

man thinking about his paintball welts

BRUISED EGO.

Tradie’s “One” Friday  Arvo Beer Turns Into Saturday Morning Apology Text To Girlfriend

woman looking at phone disappointed, with boyfriend having fun in background

CREDIT REBUILD.

Local Man Feels Like He’s Been Nailed To The Cross After Not Stocking Up On Good Friday Beers

man in kitchen thinking about beers and the crucifiction.

UNFORGIVABLE.

Bloke Out For A Craft Beer Suddenly Has Grand Idea To Start His Own Home Brew

men having a beer at the Good Home and thinking about home brewing.

ORIGINAL THINKING.

Wellington Communion Service Swaps Red Wine For Limited Run Hazy IPA 

priest having beer at church

And God said, Let there be light, citrus and refreshing IPA.

Old Boy At The Pub Sick And Tired Of All The Hoo-Ha About School Lunches

old boy at the pub thinking about school lunches

BACK IN MY DAY…

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