WIRED AWAKE: Health Guru Who Preaches 8 Hours Sleep Each Night Now On Fourth Line At Electric Ave
SWEET DREAMS.
Bloke Refers To Mount Maunganui As “The Mount” Despite Living In Gore
COASTAL CLAIM.
Palmerston North Man Confirms That “Actually Palmy Is Pretty Central To Everything”
LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Local Millenial’s Quiz Team Tops the Table After Actually Knowing The Songs From The Music Round
HASHTAG WINNING.
Old Boy At Pub Watching Super Bowl Says Players Are “Too Bloody Soft With Their Pads And Helmets”
COTTON-WOOLED CRYBABIES.
Old Boy At Pub Says All Blacks Should Stop Being Drama Queens And Practice Their Tackling
PUB FURY.
Old Boy At Pub Says Razor Was Sacked Because Players “Are All Too Bloody Soft These Days”
PUB WISDOM.
Local Bloke Keeps Silly Season Alive With Unscheduled Early Friday Beer At Pub
THE SHOW GOES ON.
Boarding Call Falls On Deaf Ears Of Bloke Determined To Finish Overpriced Airport Beer
NO PINT LEFT BEHIND.
Bloke Who Has Never Once Finished His Crate Says This Is “His Year”
BIG SHIFT AHEAD.
