Local Bloke Keeps Silly Season Alive With Unscheduled Early Friday Beer At Pub
THE SHOW GOES ON.
Boarding Call Falls On Deaf Ears Of Bloke Determined To Finish Overpriced Airport Beer
NO PINT LEFT BEHIND.
Bloke Who Has Never Once Finished His Crate Says This Is “His Year”
BIG SHIFT AHEAD.
Bloke Who Failed To Bring Beers To Party Now Taking Generous Helpings Of Everyone Else’s
EMPTY HANDED
Man Suddenly Remembers Beer In Freezer Moments After Mysterious Kitchen Explosion
SAID HE WOULDN’T FORGET.
Flexible Working Officially Blamed For The Death Of Friday Office Drinks
GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Bloke’s Hangover Now Creeping Into Tuesday
SEEN BETTER DAYS.
Bloke’s Heart Sinks As Countdown Cashier Casually Waves Him Through Without ID Or Eye Contact
REALITY CHECK.
Old Boy At The Pub Says He’d Have Tom Phillips In Handcuffs By Smoko Tomorrow
CASE CLOSED.
Man Says Rift In Space And Time Caused Friday Beers To Take Longer To Get Here This Week
TIME WARP.