Luxon Advises People Struggling With Bills To Just Sell Off One Of Their Rentals

BILL BUSTER.
Luxon Questions Whether Latest Poll Results Were Generated By ChatGPT

POLL PROMPTING.
Luxon Asks Leigh Hart If He’d Mind Covering Waitangi Day For Him

ROLLING SUB.
Local Man Who Somehow Failed His Full Licence Feels Cheated By New Changes

U-TURN.
Luxon Used ChatGPT To Formulate Acceptable Excuse To Avoid Waitangi

AI PM.
Crusher Collins Celebrates Retirement By Having Her Own Parliamentary Vehicle Crushed

FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE.
Leigh Hart Clarifies That He’s Not Christopher Luxon Just in Case Trump’s Planning A Kidnap

DOPPELGANGER DANGER.
Trump Still Hasn’t Ruled Out Coming To New Zealand In The Middle Of The Night To Kidnap Luxon

KEEPING OPTIONS OPEN.
Luxon Shares His Spotify Wrapped Hoping Taylor Swift Will Finally Notice Him

MISSION CREEP.
Te Pāti Māori On The Lookout For New Ways To Destroy Pieces Of Paper They Don’t Like

INNOVATORS.