Local Man Who Somehow Failed His Full Licence Feels Cheated By New Changes
U-TURN.
Luxon Used ChatGPT To Formulate Acceptable Excuse To Avoid Waitangi
AI PM.
Crusher Collins Celebrates Retirement By Having Her Own Parliamentary Vehicle Crushed
FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE.
Leigh Hart Clarifies That He’s Not Christopher Luxon Just in Case Trump’s Planning A Kidnap
DOPPELGANGER DANGER.
Trump Still Hasn’t Ruled Out Coming To New Zealand In The Middle Of The Night To Kidnap Luxon
KEEPING OPTIONS OPEN.
Luxon Shares His Spotify Wrapped Hoping Taylor Swift Will Finally Notice Him
MISSION CREEP.
Te Pāti Māori On The Lookout For New Ways To Destroy Pieces Of Paper They Don’t Like
INNOVATORS.
Attention-Starved Chris Hipkins Planning Labour’s First Parliament Haka
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
Luxon’s PR Team Making AI Version Of Him That Seems More Human
RELATABILITY REBOOT.
Cringe Levels Approaching Critical As Luxon Tries To Lure Taylor Swift To Eden Park
WILDEST DREAMS.