Christchurch’s Orana Wildlife Park Inundated With Men Wanting To Fight Their Gorillas
ALPHA MALE MAYHEM
Christchurch Bloke Reckons He’s Pretty Open To New People, As Long As They’re From Christchurch
CRUSADE ON.
29-year-old Tim Riley has made it clear that he’s “pretty open” to meeting new folks in Christchurch.
Clean Living Wellness Guru Puts Values On Pause So She Can Take Drugs At Electric Ave
HOLISTIC HYPOCRISY.
Hannah Davies, a self-proclaimed wellness guru who regularly preaches the benefits of clean living, organic eating, and spiritual alignment, has temporarily shelved her core beliefs in order to get absolutely sideways at Christchurch’s Electric Avenue festival.
Christchurch Newcomer Desperately Joins Multiple Social Clubs To Compensate For Zero Local School History
SCHOOLING THE SYSTEM.
Sophie Cooper, a happy go-lucky go-getter had no idea her lack of Christchurch school history would leave her on the fringes of the city’s social circles.
Woman Disappointed With Green Pals Purchase As Out-Of-Stock Purple Cans Look Better On Instagram
ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Local NEW YEAR’S EVE DISASTER! Alice Robertson, 22, had her New Year’s Eve plans completley derailed this afternoon. “Are you fucking serious? I’m so done!” she barked at an empty shelf in the chiller at Turner’s Liquor Store. Roberston’s severe depressive episode began after confirmation that the Peach Passion Fruit and Soda […]
