Outraged Christ’s College Student Demands To Know What’s Wrong With Liking Golden Syrup

STICKY SITUATION.
King’s Boy Feeling The Cost Of Living Pinch After Only Getting Two Overseas Trips This Year

HOLIDAY HARDSHIP.
Local Dio Girl Forced To Arrive At School Ball in Last Year’s 2024 BMW

WHEEL WOES
Rangi Ruru Girls Student Breezily Stops By School Lost Property Box To Find Missing Louis Vuitton Bag

NO BAG NO WORRIES.
CANTERBURY FLOODS: Private School Girl Forced To Take Family Boat To School

DAD’S ARK.
Christchurch Couple Decide School Leavers Hoodies Stay On During Sex

ALUMNI IN THE STREETS, ALUMNI IN THE SHEETS
Christchurch Bloke Reckons He’s Pretty Open To New People, As Long As They’re From Christchurch

CRUSADE ON.
29-year-old Tim Riley has made it clear that he’s “pretty open” to meeting new folks in Christchurch.
Christchurch Newcomer Desperately Joins Multiple Social Clubs To Compensate For Zero Local School History

SCHOOLING THE SYSTEM.
Sophie Cooper, a happy go-lucky go-getter had no idea her lack of Christchurch school history would leave her on the fringes of the city’s social circles.
Christchurch Newcomer Begins Five Year Probation Period Before Being Welcomed Into Friend Group

MAKING IT CLIQUE
Kristy Fowler, 27, is quickly discovering that making friends in Christchurch is less about introductions and more about enduring lengthy probation periods.