Prime Minister Becomes Instantly More Likeable And Relatable After Picking Up Cricket Bat
MAN ON THE STREET.
Slogan To Attract Australian Tourists Changed To “Everyone Must Go Except For You David Warner”
NOT ALL AUSSIES.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has made a last minute change to the country’s latest advertising campaign to attract more Australian holiday makers to our shores.
Grade Cricketer’s Masterclass Shadow Batting Nothing Like His Actual Defence
WORK IN PROGRESS.
Nathan Jones’s incredible shadow batting skill is often a complete contrast to his actual performance on the field.
Local Man Questions Whether He’ll Ever Recover From Baz McCullum’s Fateful Duck in the World Cup Final
HAUNTING IMAGE.
It’s been nearly a decade, but for 35-year-old Nic Hill from Christchurch, the scars of the 2015 Cricket World Cup final remain as fresh as ever.
BLACK CLASH BACKLASH: Millennial Calls For More Young People To Start Being Annoyed By The ACC Commentary
URGH SPORTSBALL.
With the Rugby vs Cricket T20 match just around the corner, social activist Ruby Galbraith is calling on people within her echo chamber to get annoyed about it.
“Definitely a Bowler’s Deck”, Claims Grade Cricketer Who Played Across The Line Of A Full-Toss
SAME OLD STORY.
Christchurch third-grade cricket stalwart Ryan Wilkes, 34, stood motionless at the crease, his middle stump dramatically uprooted by a waist-high full-toss at Hagley Park.
“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
33-year-old Matt Johnson has again found himself in a state of pure elation as he realised he wouldn’t have to beg, borrow, or steal access to his parents’ SkyGo account to watch the Blackcaps tonight.
Local Dad Rolls Back The Years With Sensational BYC Hat Trick Against His Hapless Children
UNSTOPPABLE
Mark Grover’s eyes lit up when he saw six year-old son Jackson walk up to the crease in today’s Boxing Day BYC match.
Indian Economy Collapsing As Quickly As Their Batting Order After First Test Series Loss To New Zealand
RUPEE IN FREEFALL.
The Indian economy is rumoured to be in absolute freefall, mirroring the nation’s dismal performance in the second test match against the Black Caps, who took a 2-0 series lead and victory in India.
‘Might As Well Turn Back’ – Grade Cricketer Again Dismissed Before Girlfriend Arrives To Watch
EARLY EXIT.
Third-division cricketer Mitchell Sinclair, 31, found himself in an all-too-familiar situation on Saturday at Hagley Oval.
