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Tag: environmentalism

Do-Gooder’s Head Explodes Upon Hearing That Best Face Masks Are Also Worst For The Environment

Lucy Mayfield's head exploding

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | National Wellington student and all-round do-gooder Lucy Mayfield’s head exploded earlier this week after hearing that the surgical grade blue face masks, designed to be deposited straight into landfill after a few uses, are now considered a top option for reducing the spread of the Big O, also known as the Omicron […]

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