Shirtless Jogger Impresses Nobody During Run
WE GET IT, YOU’RE FIT.
Local Bloke Out for Jog Instinctively Sidesteps Imaginary Defender
MUSCLE MEMORY.
Hagley Park regulars were treated to another masterclass in nostalgic footwork today.
Local Woman Sets New Gym PB: 1 Rep, 100 Photos for Instagram
RAISING THE BAR ON FOLLOWERS.
Sophie Tanner, a 23-year-old self-proclaimed “fitness influencer” from Christchurch, made history today at Les Mills gym by setting a new personal best: one solitary rep and an astounding 100 Instagram photos.
DEDICATED: Local Man’s New Year Fitness Habits Still Going Strong After A Full Two Weeks
FOR THE LONG HAUL.
Caleb Rowling, a 28 year old data analyst, hit a major milestone in his quest for self-improvement this week – reaching week 3 of going to the gym without dramatically chucking it all in.
Friend Accused Of Faking Run As No Strava Post Was Made to Back Up Claim
“SO YOU JUST RAN? FOR NO ONE TO SEE?”
24-year-old Kelly Hayes found herself accused of some sort of social crime today.
Christmas Day Gym Goer Reminds Us We’ll Never Be As Disciplined As Him
THE GRIND NEVER STOPS.
Chad Blackwell had a point to prove on Christmas Day.
It was yet another day to remind the world that the grind never stops for the 27 year-old from Auckland.
Local Man Wishes He Had Arms Like Lisa Carrington
GUN SHOW.
34-year-old Mike Flanders has always had an admiration for Olympic canoeist Lisa Carrington’s muscular arms.
Local Man Believes The 12 Beers Ravaging His Insides Will Vanish After A Sluggish 5k Run
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture RUNNING AWAY FROM THE HANGOVER Enthusiastic runner Isaac Holmes lied to himself and those around him this morning as he laced up his New Balances for his morning run. His claim was that despite having a life-altering hangover from a dozen plus beers the night before, he would be able to […]
