Local Bloke Not On Facebook Happily Misses Event He Didn’t Know About

BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.
Cameron Brown, a 31 year old “knowledge worker” based in Petone, deleted his Facebook account in 2021 and has been reaping the benefits ever since.
Facebook Memories Unrelenting In Reminding Bloke How Cringe He Was At 18

GHOSTS OF A DOUBLE BROWN PAST.
Matt Yates, 34, was thrown a curveball this morning.
The father of two, devoted husband to Nicola, did his usual morning routine of chasing kids around the house and attempting to enjoy a cup of cold coffee.
Woman Sinks To New Low With $6 Bottle Of Wine Ahead Of $10 Corkage

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Local Amelia Webster was momentarily paralysed today. The Whakataki Times can reveal that the incident occured when the 25 year-old kindergarten aide received the following message in her Facebook group chat of old high-school friends: “Hey lovelies! Just a heads up that corkage will be $10 tonight. This was the only place […]