NOBODY HOME: Leigh Hart’s One Chip For Every Kiwi Hits Snag at Johnsonville Mall
DEAD END
“Middle Of The North Island” Easier Than Explaining Where The Hell Te Kūiti Is
TINY TOWN TROUBLES.
Bloke Still Bringing Up High School Sporting Career At Every Party Like It’s Relevant
FADED FAME.
Uni Student Getting Straight A’s Despite Sub-Optimal Diet Of Mostly Two Minute Noodles
NOODLE KNOWLEDGE.
South Island Bloke Still Pretending It’s Not Cold Wearing Gumboots And Stubbies
SUB ZERO SWAG
Kiwi Bloke’s “Big OE” To Include Same Mates From Home But In Different Time Zone
MINIMAL SHIFT.
Local Man Plating Up His Gourmet Nachos Already Eaten Half The Corn Chips
LED TO TEMPTATION
“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
33-year-old Matt Johnson has again found himself in a state of pure elation as he realised he wouldn’t have to beg, borrow, or steal access to his parents’ SkyGo account to watch the Blackcaps tonight.
‘I Was Just About to Do It!’ Claims Man After Failing To Do Basic Task After Fifth Time Being Asked
GETTING ROUND TO IT.
Lachlan O’Toole, a 34-year-old Christchurch man, has once again assured his partner, Joanna Kilmore, that he’s on the verge of putting the family tent away in the attic—despite days of inaction and at least five direct requests.
Woman’s Patience Wearing Thin After Boyfriend Puts Dirty Plate In Dishwasher With The Clean Dishes
“JAKE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL THIS?”
Danielle Timmins’ blood was boiling this evening.
After a hectic day at the pre-school she worked at, the 29 year old came home early to make dinner for herself and her current boyfriend of two years, Jake Coombes.
