Local Tradie Say He’ll “Swing By Tomorrow” Offering Inconvenient 10-Hour Arrival Window
WAITING WOES.
One Person Single-Handedly Responsible For 97% Of Group Chat Activity
OVERACTIVE.
Man Spends $2k On Fishing Rods And Gets Nothing But Sunburn And Fish And Chips
DROUGHT ON THE OCEAN.
Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles
GRAD TRAP.
“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Groundbreaking Research Finds Cats Still Massive Jerks
FELINE FACTS.
Local Man’s Sistema Container Gets Forcefully Chucked In Cupboard Like The Rest Of Them
NO RESPECT.
Flatmate Who Said They’d Do Dishes ‘After Dinner’ Now Entering Day 5 Of Standoff
BENCH BATTLE.
WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie
KIWI CLASSIC.
Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money
NEVER TAKE ME BACK.
