Fully Domesticated Man Has No Recollection Of Ever Washing Sheets While Single And Flatting
MUST HAVE AT SOME POINT?
Local Bloke Would Rather Be Hit By Tsunami Than Get Another Civil Defence Alert
WAVE OF WARNINGS.
“I’m On My Way” Text Sent From Woman Still Towel-Drying In Bathroom
DECEPTION.
Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New
SAME BATTLES, FRESH GROUND.
Kiwi Bloke Still Hanging Onto Decade Old UK/Europe OE Like He’s Due To Fly Back Any Day Now
FLIGHT OF THE KIWI.
New Zealand Determined To Start Incredibly Average Version Of Jurassic Park
MOA MADNESS.
Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”
‘BACK IN AUCKLAND’
NOBODY HOME: Leigh Hart’s One Chip For Every Kiwi Hits Snag at Johnsonville Mall
DEAD END
“Middle Of The North Island” Easier Than Explaining Where The Hell Te Kūiti Is
TINY TOWN TROUBLES.
Bloke Still Bringing Up High School Sporting Career At Every Party Like It’s Relevant
FADED FAME.
