Wellingtonian Shares His Spotify Wrapped Which Is Filled With Artists You’ve Never Heard Of

MAKING A POINT.
Alex Devlin, 27 from Wellington, took to social media today to proudly share his Spotify Wrapped results, which showcased a meticulously curated lineup of artists no one else seems to know.
Women Of Wellington Devastated To Find Out David Seymour Is Off The Market

HEARTBREAK KID.
The progressive-minded women of Wellington were blindsided this morning with the news that ACT party leader David Seymour has had a secret girlfriend for the last two years.
Beervana Activates Hordes Of Men Confidently Swaggering Through Central Wellington

MUST BE SOMETHING ON.
The citizens of Wellington could tell that something was up yesterday, after multiple sightings of confident-looking men walking in groups were reported to authorities.
Man Describes Flavours He’s Detecting In Craft Beer Whether Friends Want To Hear It Or Not

OOH THAT’S HOPPY.
35 year old Hayden Carson put his friends through the ringer yesterday afternoon, when he inevitably got onto his favourite topic of discussion – craft beer.