DEVASTATING: Wellness Influencer On Sunday Run Doesn’t Spot Any Walks Of Shame She Can Judge

NO INFLUENCE.
Gym Goer Endures Gruelling 3-Minute Workout To Earn Right To Post Insta Selfie

SQUAT, SNAP, SHARE.
Clean Living Wellness Guru Puts Values On Pause So She Can Take Drugs At Electric Ave

HOLISTIC HYPOCRISY.
Hannah Davies, a self-proclaimed wellness guru who regularly preaches the benefits of clean living, organic eating, and spiritual alignment, has temporarily shelved her core beliefs in order to get absolutely sideways at Christchurch’s Electric Avenue festival.
Once-Wild Party Girl’s Instagram Now Just A Baby Photo Dump Album

TRAGIC LOSS FOR THE BOYS.
A few good men have been mourning over Hannah Watts’ Instagram account lately.
Some Christchurch locals’ are devastated at the transformation of Watts’ social media photos, which went from a vibrant festival highlight reel account into an endless stream of baby photos.
Local Woman Sets New Gym PB: 1 Rep, 100 Photos for Instagram

RAISING THE BAR ON FOLLOWERS.
Sophie Tanner, a 23-year-old self-proclaimed “fitness influencer” from Christchurch, made history today at Les Mills gym by setting a new personal best: one solitary rep and an astounding 100 Instagram photos.
Friend Accused Of Faking Run As No Strava Post Was Made to Back Up Claim

“SO YOU JUST RAN? FOR NO ONE TO SEE?”
24-year-old Kelly Hayes found herself accused of some sort of social crime today.
Local Woman Expecting Instagram DM Blow Up After Bikini Post At Beach

ULTIMATE FLEX.
Kelsie McVale, 23, knows what’s coming after flaunting her tanned beach body on social media.
Bloke’s Relaxing Beach Trip To Cathedral Cove Turns Into Grueling 200-Photo Shoot For Girlfriend’s Instagram

ALL FOR THE GRAM.
Sam Ellison thought he had the perfect summer getaway planned when he travelled up north to the Coromandel.
“Just A Casual Hike Up Here” Says Woman Being A Complete Thirst Trap On Instagram

INSTAFLIRT.
Hannah Luff, 25, was determined to showcase her walk up Mount Maunganui to her family and friends, but especially one person in particular.
IShowSpeed Snubs Prime Minister By Doing Backflip Over Him

THE LUXON LEAP
IShowSpeed has taken New Zealand by storm this week in a whirlwind tour that has left Kiwis both baffled and bemused.