Messi And Ronaldo Spotted Hovering Around Tim Payne For Clout
STATUS SHIFT.
Tim Payne Now Feeling Immense Global Pressure To Post More Content
NO PAYNE NO GAIN.
Regular Complainer To The BSA Discovers He Can Also Cry About Things On Facebook
COMMENTS OPEN.
52-Year-Old Middle Manager Struggling to Explain Instagram Feed Full of Influencers Half His Age
FEED FAVOURITE.
DEVASTATING: Wellness Influencer On Sunday Run Doesn’t Spot Any Walks Of Shame She Can Judge
NO INFLUENCE.
Gym Goer Endures Gruelling 3-Minute Workout To Earn Right To Post Insta Selfie
SQUAT, SNAP, SHARE.
Clean Living Wellness Guru Puts Values On Pause So She Can Take Drugs At Electric Ave
HOLISTIC HYPOCRISY.
Hannah Davies, a self-proclaimed wellness guru who regularly preaches the benefits of clean living, organic eating, and spiritual alignment, has temporarily shelved her core beliefs in order to get absolutely sideways at Christchurch’s Electric Avenue festival.
Once-Wild Party Girl’s Instagram Now Just A Baby Photo Dump Album
TRAGIC LOSS FOR THE BOYS.
A few good men have been mourning over Hannah Watts’ Instagram account lately.
Some Christchurch locals’ are devastated at the transformation of Watts’ social media photos, which went from a vibrant festival highlight reel account into an endless stream of baby photos.
Local Woman Sets New Gym PB: 1 Rep, 100 Photos for Instagram
RAISING THE BAR ON FOLLOWERS.
Sophie Tanner, a 23-year-old self-proclaimed “fitness influencer” from Christchurch, made history today at Les Mills gym by setting a new personal best: one solitary rep and an astounding 100 Instagram photos.
Friend Accused Of Faking Run As No Strava Post Was Made to Back Up Claim
“SO YOU JUST RAN? FOR NO ONE TO SEE?”
24-year-old Kelly Hayes found herself accused of some sort of social crime today.