Clean Living Wellness Guru Puts Values On Pause So She Can Take Drugs At Electric Ave
HOLISTIC HYPOCRISY.
Hannah Davies, a self-proclaimed wellness guru who regularly preaches the benefits of clean living, organic eating, and spiritual alignment, has temporarily shelved her core beliefs in order to get absolutely sideways at Christchurch’s Electric Avenue festival.
Once-Wild Party Girl’s Instagram Now Just A Baby Photo Dump Album
TRAGIC LOSS FOR THE BOYS.
A few good men have been mourning over Hannah Watts’ Instagram account lately.
Some Christchurch locals’ are devastated at the transformation of Watts’ social media photos, which went from a vibrant festival highlight reel account into an endless stream of baby photos.
Local Woman Sets New Gym PB: 1 Rep, 100 Photos for Instagram
RAISING THE BAR ON FOLLOWERS.
Sophie Tanner, a 23-year-old self-proclaimed “fitness influencer” from Christchurch, made history today at Les Mills gym by setting a new personal best: one solitary rep and an astounding 100 Instagram photos.
Friend Accused Of Faking Run As No Strava Post Was Made to Back Up Claim
“SO YOU JUST RAN? FOR NO ONE TO SEE?”
24-year-old Kelly Hayes found herself accused of some sort of social crime today.
Local Woman Expecting Instagram DM Blow Up After Bikini Post At Beach
ULTIMATE FLEX.
Kelsie McVale, 23, knows what’s coming after flaunting her tanned beach body on social media.
Bloke’s Relaxing Beach Trip To Cathedral Cove Turns Into Grueling 200-Photo Shoot For Girlfriend’s Instagram
ALL FOR THE GRAM.
Sam Ellison thought he had the perfect summer getaway planned when he travelled up north to the Coromandel.
“Just A Casual Hike Up Here” Says Woman Being A Complete Thirst Trap On Instagram
INSTAFLIRT.
Hannah Luff, 25, was determined to showcase her walk up Mount Maunganui to her family and friends, but especially one person in particular.
IShowSpeed Snubs Prime Minister By Doing Backflip Over Him
THE LUXON LEAP
IShowSpeed has taken New Zealand by storm this week in a whirlwind tour that has left Kiwis both baffled and bemused.
CUP WEEK: Anti Racing Activist Urged To Consider The Joy Of A Champagne Brekky And Day On The Punt
OH GO ON…
Smug millennial Ruby Wareing is likely never going to know what it is like to have a full head of steam before 10 am on the second Tuesday of November. But now she has been strongly urged to at least consider it.
Local Bloke Not On Facebook Happily Misses Event He Didn’t Know About
BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.
Cameron Brown, a 31 year old “knowledge worker” based in Petone, deleted his Facebook account in 2021 and has been reaping the benefits ever since.
