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“Just Look At That Would Ya” Says Man For The Tenth Time While Admiring Own Lawn

man looking at lawn

EYE CANDY.

Dave Nixon, 38, from Christchurch, has spent the better part of his Saturday afternoon pacing back and forth in his front yard.

Man Working From Home Has Serenity Derailed By Neighbour’s Relentless Two Hour Leaf Blowing Session

man on headphones with leafblower man in background

NOISE POLLUTION.

Dave Wilkes, 32, a public servant working for the Department of Conservation in Wellington, had high hopes for a productive day working from home.

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