TIME SLOT SNUB: Leigh Hart Confirms He Will Also Not Be Coming Back On TVNZ Breakfast
BOOKING BUST.
Prime Minister Says He Can Win Back Support With A Second Flag Referendum On Laser Kiwi
BACK ON TRACK.
TAKING THE LEAD: Prime Minister Says To Park A Bit Down The Road To Save Money At The Pump
ALL ADDS UP.
Leigh Hart Snubbed For All Blacks Coaching Role Due To So-Called “Lack Of Experience”
SPEED RUCKING
Luxon Asks Leigh Hart If He’d Mind Covering Waitangi Day For Him
ROLLING SUB.
Leigh Hart Clarifies That He’s Not Christopher Luxon Just in Case Trump’s Planning A Kidnap
DOPPELGANGER DANGER.
Leigh Hart Sick And Tired Of Getting Confused With Bloke Who Keeps Pesting Taylor Swift
BAD BLOOD.
Polling Shows Surge In Support For Snackachangi Chip Guy As Preferred Prime Minister
MAN OF THE PEOPLE.
Prime Minister Replaces NCEA Food Tech With High-Pressure Speed Cooking Exam
NEED FOR SPEED.
National Looks To Quietly Swap Out Luxon With Snackachangi Chips Guy
CRUNCH TIME.