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Woman Forced To Choose Between Subscriptions And Sustenance As Mum Cancels Netflix

woman on couch looking at netflix on phone, thinking about food.

TO EAT, OR BINGE?

Amanda Peacock’s stomach is grumbling this evening after she decided that another episode of ‘Missing You’ was worth missing a meal.

Aucklander Backs Himself to Win Squid Games’ Red Light, Green Light

man in car in auckland traffic thinking about squid games

TRAFFIC JAM TRAINING.

Marty Jones, a 33-year-old Aucklander from Newmarket, has officially thrown his hat in the ring for Squid Game’s infamous Red Light, Green Light challenge.

Woman’s 2025 Plan To “Read More Books” Immediately Ends After New Crime Series Drops on Netflix

embarassed woman on the couch with phone with netflix in the foreground

NEW YEAR SAME ME.

In what was supposed to be the year of self-improvement, 27-year-old Marie Wilkins’ New Year’s resolution to read more books has officially been derailed—hours into 2025.

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