Local Dad’s Inner Thoughts Plagued By Paw Patrol Theme
CAN’T SWITCH IT OFF
Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking
SECRET SHAME.
Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money
NEVER TAKE ME BACK.
Hungover Waste Of Space Consumes 12 Mini Sausage Rolls At Nephew’s 3rd Birthday Party
MMM, HOW GOOD.
Millennial Parent Disgusted To Find Out There Are Over A Thousand Pokemon Now
BACK IN MY DAY.
35 year old father of two, Oliver Barnes almost spat his coffee this morning, after finding out that ‘Pokemon’, one of his childhood favourites, has been ‘degraded and cheapened to an alarming degree’.
New Mum Exhausted By Colleague Who Insists On Comparing Child With Puppy
NO, SHE DIDN’T COME OUT OF YOU.
After returning from maternity leave this week, Georgia Montag is already hanging out for a holiday.
SAFE AND SECURE: Local Dad Straps In Box Of Beer With More Care Than His Toddler
IMPORTANT CARGO.
Troy Dodds, 32, has successfully raised the bar on both beverage safety and dad priorities.
Local Mum Really Leaning On The “Santa Won’t Come” Threat To Round Off The Year
DESPERATE TIMES.
40 year old Katie Herbert, mother to boys Jack, 6, and Elliot, 8, is already at the end of her tether this holiday season.
Desperately Under-Prepared New Dad Discovers “How To Dad” Is More Of A Comedy Thing
NO INSTRUCTION MANUAL.
Morgan Dellman, a chronically laid back 30 year old from Dunedin, has just realised he’s made a drastic miscalculation in his entry into fatherhood.
Millennial Mum Feels Personally Attacked By Three Year Old Son Who “Hates The Wiggles”
HOT POTATO.
When Joanne Wade had her first son Xavier, she often had pleasant daydreams about how she could relive her own childhood with him, once he was a bit older.
