Grandmother Looking After Grandkids Informed That She “Can’t Even Feed Bread To Ducks Anymore”
TOTAL QUACKDOWN
Local Camping Ground Ruled And Controlled By Roaming Gangs Of Children On Bikes
STAY INSIDE.
Working Parents Naturally Have Both Their Annual Leave Balances Deleted By School Holidays
THE JUGGLE.
“Parenting’s Easy, Just Give Them The iPad Haha”, Says Bloke Who Doesn’t Have Kids
CRACKED IT!
Toddler Decides Today Is A Good Day To Once Again Get His Fingers Jammed In The Door
SLOW LEARNER.
Local Dad’s Inner Thoughts Plagued By Paw Patrol Theme
CAN’T SWITCH IT OFF
Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking
SECRET SHAME.
Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money
NEVER TAKE ME BACK.
Hungover Waste Of Space Consumes 12 Mini Sausage Rolls At Nephew’s 3rd Birthday Party
MMM, HOW GOOD.
Millennial Parent Disgusted To Find Out There Are Over A Thousand Pokemon Now
BACK IN MY DAY.
35 year old father of two, Oliver Barnes almost spat his coffee this morning, after finding out that ‘Pokemon’, one of his childhood favourites, has been ‘degraded and cheapened to an alarming degree’.
