Toddler Plans Medical Emergency, Minor Disaster, To Coincide With Mum And Dads’ Date Nights
I AM YOUR WORLD!
Millennial Skillfully Diverts Mum Away From Launching Into Freshly Downloaded Political Opinion
DANGER NEUTRALISED.
Grandmother Looking After Grandkids Informed That She “Can’t Even Feed Bread To Ducks Anymore”
TOTAL QUACKDOWN
Local Camping Ground Ruled And Controlled By Roaming Gangs Of Children On Bikes
STAY INSIDE.
Working Parents Naturally Have Both Their Annual Leave Balances Deleted By School Holidays
THE JUGGLE.
“Parenting’s Easy, Just Give Them The iPad Haha”, Says Bloke Who Doesn’t Have Kids
CRACKED IT!
Toddler Decides Today Is A Good Day To Once Again Get His Fingers Jammed In The Door
SLOW LEARNER.
Local Dad’s Inner Thoughts Plagued By Paw Patrol Theme
CAN’T SWITCH IT OFF
Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking
SECRET SHAME.
Overseas Holiday With Two Toddlers An Exhausting Waste Of Money
NEVER TAKE ME BACK.