New Team Values Poster In Office Predicted To Become Totally Invisible To Staff In Two Weeks
STRONG ALIGNMENT ENERGY.
“We Should Go For A Coffee Sometime” Still The Best Exit Strategy From Small Talk Entrapment
POLITE ESCAPE.
Weekend Train Into Wellington Naturally Replaced By The Oldest Buses In New Zealand
MAKES SENSE.
Local Banker Happily Approves Mortgage As If She Hasn’t Just Created Fake Money Out Of Thin Air
GROWS ON TREES.
LAST WEEK AT WORK: Bloke Clicks Rapidly Between Tabs To Appear To Be A Productive Employee
FAKE FOCUS.
Public Servant Introduces Personal Scoring System To Simulate Job Satisfaction
MAKING HIS OWN FUN.
Public Servant Skim-Reads Email That Took Three Days To Write, Review And Sign Off
MAX EFFORT, MINIMAL IMPACT.
Balding Bloke Under Pressure To Shave It All Off Insists He’s “Nowhere Near Being Bald”
HOPE FADING.
Local Woman Claims The Short Week Feels Just As Long Because You Have To Fit More In
TIME WARP.
Hard-Nosed Wellingtonian Describes This Week’s Weather As “Quite Windy Ay”
CAN’T BEAT IT ON A GOOD DAY THOUGH.
