Public Servant Skim-Reads Email That Took Three Days To Write, Review And Sign Off
MAX EFFORT, MINIMAL IMPACT.
Balding Bloke Under Pressure To Shave It All Off Insists He’s “Nowhere Near Being Bald”
HOPE FADING.
Local Woman Claims The Short Week Feels Just As Long Because You Have To Fit More In
TIME WARP.
Hard-Nosed Wellingtonian Describes This Week’s Weather As “Quite Windy Ay”
CAN’T BEAT IT ON A GOOD DAY THOUGH.
JUST FOR FUN: Bloke Doing Anonymous Staff Engagement Survey Selects “Strongly Disagree” For Every Question
CLICKING WITH PURPOSE.
Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles
GRAD TRAP.
SUNDAY HORRORS: Public Servant Tries Hard To Ignore Weekly Feeling Of Existential Dread
BRAVE FACE.
Government Struggling To Explain What’s Inconvenient About Having A Wallet With A Licence In It
SOLUTION WITHOUT A PROBLEM
Wellington Office Workers Briefly Remember They’re Alive During Thrilling Fire Drill
SIGNS OF LIFE.
Wellington Project Manager Performing Well Apart From Nobody Wanting To Work With Him
MIXED RESULTS.