JUST FOR FUN: Bloke Doing Anonymous Staff Engagement Survey Selects “Strongly Disagree” For Every Question
CLICKING WITH PURPOSE.
Job Seeker Shocked To Learn Entry-Level Role Requires 10 Years Experience In Entry-Level Roles
GRAD TRAP.
SUNDAY HORRORS: Public Servant Tries Hard To Ignore Weekly Feeling Of Existential Dread
BRAVE FACE.
Government Struggling To Explain What’s Inconvenient About Having A Wallet With A Licence In It
SOLUTION WITHOUT A PROBLEM
Wellington Office Workers Briefly Remember They’re Alive During Thrilling Fire Drill
SIGNS OF LIFE.
Wellington Project Manager Performing Well Apart From Nobody Wanting To Work With Him
MIXED RESULTS.
Wellingtonian’s Social Credit Score Through The Roof After Debuting New Book Purchase On Train
A DIFFERENT KIND OF POWER.
Local Man Colonises Matariki Into Yet Another Long Weekend Of Piss Drinking
GROSSLY PROBLEMATIC.
Public Holiday Still Getting Misgendered In 2025 As “Queen’s Birthday”
DO BETTER.
Parliamentary Service Lad Remains Tight-Lipped About Which MPs Are Dickheads In Real Life
NOT WHO YOU’D EXPECT.
25-year-old James* (who, for reasons of his own, only goes by “James”) works as an advisor in our nation’s parliament. James recently shared with friends that he’s spent the last two years accumulating top-secret intel on the MPs he works with.
