Local Dad Admits To Secretly Using The Kids’ Bluey Toothpaste When No-One’s Looking
SECRET SHAME.
WEEKEND FASHION: Man Plays It Straight Down The Middle With Black Jeans, Black Tee And Black Hoodie
KIWI CLASSIC.
Fully Domesticated Man Has No Recollection Of Ever Washing Sheets While Single And Flatting
MUST HAVE AT SOME POINT?
Hungover Waste Of Space Consumes 12 Mini Sausage Rolls At Nephew’s 3rd Birthday Party
MMM, HOW GOOD.
Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New
SAME BATTLES, FRESH GROUND.
Coldplay Now Offering Tickets To “Kiss Cam Free Zone” Exclusively For Cheaters And Adulterers
SAFE SPACE.
Tradie’s “One” Friday Arvo Beer Turns Into Saturday Morning Apology Text To Girlfriend
CREDIT REBUILD.
Couple’s Relationship Tested By Very Minor Home DIY Project
RELATIONSHIP REBUILD.
New homeowners Sarah Wiseman and Luke Rusbatch, both 29, have recently embarked on a brave journey into the world of DIY home renovations.
Girlfriend Enters Foul Mood Phase After Boyfriend Has Unacceptable Amount Of Fun With Mates On Night Out
FURY QUEEN.
Sarah Prescott is one woman to be avoided today.
The 29-year-old Aucklander is in a deeply foul mood because her boyfriend Shaun Ellis, 30, went out and enjoyed himself with friends, while she remained at home.
‘I Was Just About to Do It!’ Claims Man After Failing To Do Basic Task After Fifth Time Being Asked
GETTING ROUND TO IT.
Lachlan O’Toole, a 34-year-old Christchurch man, has once again assured his partner, Joanna Kilmore, that he’s on the verge of putting the family tent away in the attic—despite days of inaction and at least five direct requests.
