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Coldplay Now Offering Tickets To “Kiss Cam Free Zone” Exclusively For Cheaters And Adulterers

couple at coldplay concert thinking about the kiss cam

SAFE SPACE.

Tradie’s “One” Friday  Arvo Beer Turns Into Saturday Morning Apology Text To Girlfriend

woman looking at phone disappointed, with boyfriend having fun in background

CREDIT REBUILD.

Couple’s Relationship Tested By Very Minor Home DIY Project

frustrated couple painting

RELATIONSHIP REBUILD.

New homeowners Sarah Wiseman and Luke Rusbatch, both 29, have recently embarked on a brave journey into the world of DIY home renovations.

Girlfriend Enters Foul Mood Phase After Boyfriend Has Unacceptable Amount Of Fun With Mates On Night Out

grumpy woman on couch thinking about bf having fun in town

FURY QUEEN.

Sarah Prescott is one woman to be avoided today.

The 29-year-old Aucklander is in a deeply foul mood because her boyfriend Shaun Ellis, 30, went out and enjoyed himself with friends, while she remained at home.

‘I Was Just About to Do It!’ Claims Man After Failing To Do Basic Task After Fifth Time Being Asked

man in messy garage

GETTING ROUND TO IT.

Lachlan O’Toole, a 34-year-old Christchurch man, has once again assured his partner, Joanna Kilmore, that he’s on the verge of putting the family tent away in the attic—despite days of inaction and at least five direct requests.

Bloke’s Relaxing Beach Trip To Cathedral Cove Turns Into Grueling 200-Photo Shoot For Girlfriend’s Instagram

man flustered looking at phone with background image of woman posing for instagram.

ALL FOR THE GRAM.

Sam Ellison thought he had the perfect summer getaway planned when he travelled up north to the Coromandel.

SHAME: Cricketer’s Ego Crumbles As Girlfriend Knocks Him Over In Beach Cricket

man looking at bat as girlfriend celebrates

SENT HIM PACKING.

Spencer Lyon has felt more shame today than anything else he has experienced in club cricket.

“Just A Casual Hike Up Here” Says Woman Being A Complete Thirst Trap On Instagram

woman up mount maunganui with instagram phone.

INSTAFLIRT.

Hannah Luff, 25, was determined to showcase her walk up Mount Maunganui to her family and friends, but especially one person in particular.

Local Lesbian Braces For  Annual “When Are You Having Kids” Interrogation at Family Christmas

Young lady with tattoos

TOUCHY SUBJECT.

There is only one thing on Kassie Clarke’s mind this holiday season.

That’s how to avoid what is unavoidable: the looming annual interrogation from Grandma Mavis and Aunt Janet.

Woman’s Patience Wearing Thin After Boyfriend Puts Dirty Plate In Dishwasher With The Clean Dishes

annoyed woman holding dirty plate

“JAKE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL THIS?”

Danielle Timmins’ blood was boiling this evening.

After a hectic day at the pre-school she worked at, the 29 year old came home early to make dinner for herself and her current boyfriend of two years, Jake Coombes.

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