Girlfriend Knows She Won’t Be Seeing Boyfriend Until Three Hours After ‘Be Home Soon’ Text

GIRL MATH
Matt Tate, 29, has once again told a white lie to his girlfriend Emily.
Marriage Frays As Husband Fails To See Difference Between White Paint Colour Swatches

“ALL THE SAME TO ME”.
Josh Krawley was thoroughly unhelpful during an unscheduled visit to Mitre 10 last weekend.
The 32 year old builder stared blankly at his wife Cara, who had just asked him which white he preferred for painting the lounge. “It was like I was looking at two identical cards of the exact same colour,” he said to reporters, deliberately choosing not to use the word “swatches”.
Wife Sick Of Husband Sidestepping Around The House Kicks Him Out To Go Play For The Kiwis

JUST GET OUT!
Kayla Johnson, a former Silver Fern based in Auckland, has taken the drastic step of kicking her husband out of the house, due to his disruptive behaviour in the lounge and hallway.