Wellingtonian Upset By All The Very Un-Wellington People Visiting For Wellington Cup

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture BUBBLE BURST Aro Valley local Ruby Galbraith, 30, has reportedly reached peak exasperation this week, as the annual Wellington Cup draws hordes of visitors into her beloved city. “I just can’t,” Galbraith sighed, gesturing at a group of people swaggering confidently through Cuba Street, despite clearly ‘not being from around here’. […]
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