“Middle Of The North Island” Easier Than Explaining Where The Hell Te Kūiti Is
TINY TOWN TROUBLES.
Local Man Colonises Matariki Into Yet Another Long Weekend Of Piss Drinking
GROSSLY PROBLEMATIC.
Uni Student Getting Straight A’s Despite Sub-Optimal Diet Of Mostly Two Minute Noodles
NOODLE KNOWLEDGE.
Public Holiday Still Getting Misgendered In 2025 As “Queen’s Birthday”
DO BETTER.
Public Servant Uses The Phrase “Living The Dream” As Shield Against Deep Feeling Of Dissatisfaction
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.
DO BETTER: Vatican Once Again Fails To Elect A Pope From New Zealand
GET WITH THE TIMES
Wellington Shoppers Rewarded With Gift Vouchers For Setting Foot In Johnsonville Mall
CONSUMER SACRIFICE.
Wellington Communion Service Swaps Red Wine For Limited Run Hazy IPA
And God said, Let there be light, citrus and refreshing IPA.
Wellington City Council Reveals Plans For Much-Needed Second Bucket Fountain
FINALLY!
After years of Wellingtonians complaining about failing infrastructure in the CBD, Wellington City Council has at last listened to ratepayers.
REPORT: Auckland Better Than Wellington Not Just In Football But In General
ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY.
The age-old debate over which city reigns supreme was once again put to bed on Saturday night, as Auckland FC ruthlessly dismantled the Wellington Phoenix 6-1 at Go Media Stadium.
