Zoi Sadowski-Synnott Tests Positive For Ice In Veins

Zoi Sadowski-Synnott flying the NZ flag

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport SNOW GOOD! Following her dramatic come-from-behind win to claim New Zealand’s first ever Winter Olympics gold medal, snowboarder Zoi Sadowski-Synnott’s post-run drug test has revealed the only performance enhancer present in her blood was ice.   The 20-year old’s cold blooded victory came after etching past America’s Julia Marino in her third […]

REPORT:  ‘What the Fuck Are NFTs?’ Asks Everyone

Tara Harris with her hands on her head trying to find out what NFTs are by googling on her phone

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Local The Whakataki Times can report that the explanation of an ‘NFT’ being just a “non-fungible token” has been met with furious indignation on a large scale. This was after the vague explanation once again failed to make anything any clearer.  Whakataki local Tara Harris, 26, was just one of many who […]