SHOCK REVELATION: Girl with Ravenclaw Tattoo Comes Out as Hufflepuff
KASSIE MACKAY | Culture SHE MUST NOT TELL LIES Management Accountant and all-round clever clogs, Sarah Ward, has made a groundbreaking public confession. Having previously led colleagues, family and friends to believe that she was a high-flying Ravenclaw, the yo-pro last night revealed her true identity as a Hufflepuff. Surrounded by loved ones at an […]
HERE’S TO THE QUEEN!: In Memory Of Queen Elizabeth II, Local Bloke Heads To Work Drinks An Hour Early
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Local PAYING RESPECTS Whakataki local man Rico Dagworth, 24, has taken the news of the passing of Queen Elizabeth II pretty hard. So hard in fact that he sees no other option than to skip out of work even earlier than usual on a Friday. “Just feels like the right thing to […]