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Day: 24 September 2022

“WTF Is This?” Asks Kiwi Who Still Can’t Explain Rugby’s Scrum Resets And Turnover Penalties

confused all blacks fan comes across AFL

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport “THAT’S A KNOCK-ON ISN’T IT?” Harry Knight was getting ready for the All Blacks v Wallabies Bledisloe Cup match this afternoon when he decided to have a scroll through the other sports that were on in the lead up to the big game. However Knight was then glued to the TV […]

Local Bloke Enjoys A Few Beers In Town, Keeps GF In The Loop And Then Returns Home At A Reasonable Hour

man smiling with beers being clinked in the background

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  FRESH AS A DAISY Dan Blundell was as chipper as ever this morning. The 27 year-old who works as a sales associate in Christchurch was up bright and early, despite the fact he went for some beers with a couple of mates who were in town last night. Blundell has turned […]

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