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Day: 6 November 2022

<strong>CUP WEEK: Anti Racing Activist Urged To Consider The Joy Of A Champagne Brekky And Day On The Punt</strong>

Pink haired woman at races thinking about champagne breakfast

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  OH GO ON… Smug millennial Ruby Wareing is likely never going to know what it is like to have a full head of steam before 10 am on the second Tuesday of November. But now she has been strongly urged to at least consider it. Wareing, who resides in Wellington’s Aro […]

<strong>REPORT: No Rise In New Zealanders’ Blood Pressure As All Blacks Drum Up Dominant Win</strong>

man getting blood pressure tested by female doctor, with Jordie Barrett All Blacks try in the background.

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport STRESS FREE VIEWING New Zealand’s favourite national sporting team the All Blacks have boosted the health and wellbeing of many Kiwis today. The All Blacks put away a lacklustre Welsh side 55-23 to notch up their fifth win in a row. In fact the result was a win in more ways […]

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