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Day: 24 November 2022

<strong>Mum Who Doesn’t Understand BYC Holds False Belief That Her Kids Can Just “Do That At The Park”</strong>

mum annoyed by backyard cricket

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Sport NOT THE SAME Mother of two Jane Andrews was coming in hot this evening. That’s because for the second time in as many minutes she heard a tennis ball hit the house, which was being used by her two sons who were happily playing cricket in the backyard. “Zack! Matthew! You […]

Wellington Public Servant High Fives Herself For Making Her Lunch Instead Of Spending $15 At Foodcourt

Woman eating leftover dinner in lunch room.

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture IT ALL ADDS UP 29-year-old comms advisor Lauren Campbell is feeling like a ‘super saver’ today, as she forwent her usual trip to the foodcourt for lunch, opting instead for leftovers from dinner. “I was listening to a podcast about managing money last night, and just got inspired to pack my […]

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