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Day: 8 December 2022

Gaurav Sharma Hit With Noise Complaint About His “Loud And Uncontrollable Laughter”

Gaurav Sharma laughing at Labour's poll results on TV

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics “SORRY, IT’S JUST SO GOOD” Expelled Labour MP Guarav Sharma is lucky to avoid a fine from Hamilton City Council today after a complaint was made to noise control about his “loud and uncontrollable laughter”.  Sharma was in his lounge when noise control officers banged on the door to give him […]

<strong>Annoying Friend Won’t Shut Up About How She’s Already Done Her Christmas Shopping</strong>

Woman with santa hat at christmassy shopping mall

ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture  “WE GET IT, YOU’RE ORGANISED” Kelly Spratt can’t wait to strike up a conversation about Christmas shopping. That’s because the 26 year-old from Christchurch has already completed all of hers and cannot wait to tell that to others who have not done the same. Our reporters were with Spratt as she […]

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